Your Mad Lib Dirty Talk Cheat Sheet

Bright Desires

Curious about dirty talk, but can’t bring yourself to spill while in the throes of passion? If you want to heat things up with a little naughty dialogue, or your lover is begging you to tell them what you really like in bed, it may be time to throw you inhibitions to the wind and release the nasty-talkin’ strumpet locked inside of you.

Talking dirty can be embarrassing for beginners – but it can be a great way to turn you and your partner on, and express what you like and how you like it in a fun, non-serious and low-pressure way.

If you’re used to being the sultry silent type, be aware that you may feel a little silly at first. Work your way into it. Start by complimenting your lover. You might tell them how much you love a particularly sexy body part of theirs, or give them a verbal high-five on something they do that drives you wild.

Let go of your inhibitions, try not to feel self-conscious and go with the flow. Obviously, like anything, if talking dirty just isn’t your thing you should never feel pressured to do it because someone else wants you to. But if you are intrigued, and just not quite sure where to start, why not try some of the below five suggestions to get the ball rolling? They’re written Mad Libs-style, so all you have to do is fill in the blanks with some of the suggested saucy verbs, adjectives and nouns… or use your own.

Once you get started you may find it hard to stop!

Dirty Talk Mad Lib Cheats

  • I love it when you (  v  ) my (  n  )…
  • It feels so good when you (  v  ) your (  n  ) on/in/across my (  a  )(  n  )…
  • Do you like it when I (  v  ) your (  n  ) with my (  n  )?
  • What do you want me to do? Shall I (  v  ) your (  a  ) (  n  )?
  • You know what I’d really like? I’d love it if you’d (  v  ) my (  n  )…

Fill them in with:

Frisky Verbs

…kiss, bite, lick, tease, stroke, tweak, pinch, rub, caress, tickle, massage, fuck, finger, tongue, suck…

Dirty Nouns

…neck, lips, earlobe, breasts, nipples, belly, pussy, clit, cock, balls, shaft, head, ass, ass-cheeks, asshole, legs, shoulders, tongue, feet, mouth…

Filthy Adjectives

…hot, dirty, wet, hard, swollen, throbbing, thick, arching, slick, tight…

Remember that talking dirty is about fun, so don’t take yourself too seriously. Laughter is sexy too, after all.

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