Best Last-Minute Naughty Gifts For Christmas

Chloe Pedley Dec 19, 2013 0 comments 0

If you’ve left your Christmas shopping to the last minute (again!) and you’re looking for something naughty-but-nice to leave for your lover under the tree, we’ve got the skinny on the best last-minute gifts to buy online, or DIY.

Seductive Selfie

Channel your inner glamour model and grab your point-and-shoot camera or smartphone and get snapping. Think boudoir photography, and pose in your favorite lounge chair, in your garden or draped across your bed. Give your hair some sexy bed-head style, throw on some red lippy and extra mascara for added drama, and then pout and sizzle into the lens. The great thing about digital photography is you can take 50 photos in a matter of minutes, and then weed through to find the perfect shot. Run it through an app filter for a more romantic or moody look, and then send it to your home printer (or, shhhh, your office printer, so long as you don’t get caught!) before popping it in a gorgeous frame. Voila!

Share a Lip-Biting Bedtime Story

Share the fun of an erotic Christmas story with your partner, and purchase one of these fun and feisty holiday-themed erotic works of fiction to read on your Kindle or Kindle-compatible app. Naughty or Nice: Christmas Erotica Stories and The Merry XXXmas Book of Erotica are hot favorites this year, and you won’t even have to brave the mall or wrap them.

Night-Before Romantic Hamper

Grab a cute basket and some red ribbon, and you can create your own naughty-but-nice gift hamper without going further than the supermarket. Shop the confectionary aisle for some indulgent chocolates to share, head to beauty aisle for fragrant bubble baths and massage lotions you can enjoy together, and check out the health aisle for personal lubricants and even an assortment of brightly colored and vibrating condoms. Adding a flirty message to the gift card, with your less-than-honorable intentions, will be the icing on the cake.

Stocking Already Sumptuously Stuffed

Looking for a lusty last-minute gift with all the finer details already taken care of? Australian online retailer Sextoys2TheDoor offers express next-day delivery to metro areas, and currently has three Christmas stocking gifts, packed to the brim with fun fancies such as furry handcuffs, flavored lube, vibrators, underwear and more. Choose from the Naughty Christmas Box, the Naughty Christmas Gift, or the Naughty Christmas Stocking. Be in quick to ensure delivery on time.

For Those Who Have Been Extra Naughty…

Want to spoil your partner with a little light spanking this Christmas? This Bondage Christmas Package from Toys4GrownUps includes an array of first-time bondage necessities, and is available for next-day delivery to metro areas.

Put a Ring Bow On It

Want to really wow your lover this Christmas? Don a fur-trimmed Santa hat and your favorite racy-red lingerie and wrap a giant bow around your middle. They’ll have tons of fun unwrapping you.

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Chloe Pedley
Founder at Polkadotsi
Chloe is the founder of Polkadotsi, mother of four little boys, and wife and lover to a magnificent husband.
She's interested in all things sex and sexuality, and seeks to make a positive difference in the world by education.

Chloe is the founder of Polkadotsi, mother of four little boys, and wife and lover to a magnificent husband. She's interested in all things sex and sexuality, and seeks to make a positive difference in the world by education.