Naughty and Nice Gifts for Your Valentine

Chloe Pedley Feb 10, 2014 0 comments 0

Forget chocolates or roses or hand-written sonnets this Valentine’s Day. What your lover really wants is you. Preferably naked, in all likelihood.

You don’t have to spend a bunch to spoil and seduce your Valentine. In fact, a little browsing on Lovehoney, The Dirty Weekend Shop and Passionate Jade – three of our favorite Women-Friendly Australian Sex Stores – revealed 10 great gifts for under $50.

Under $10

Plan on spoiling your lover with a striptease this V-Day? Sparkle while you shimmy with these Naughty Love Heart Nipple Tassels. Bonus points if you can master the art of the tassel twirl like a bona fide burlesque babe.

This one is for the boys, and makes a fun gift to send a long distance Valentine. The TENGA Egg Lovers Heart is an ingeniously designed masturbatory sleeve, and features an internal formation of soft hearts designed to deliver intense and orgasmic stimulation.

$11 - $20

Want to treat your Valentine to a steamy sensual massage? This set of sooth Lovehoney Hot Massage Rocks is great for temperature play, and comes complete with carry pouch and guide booklet. Designed to be used with massage oil or lubricant against your lover’s naked skin, they can be washed and used time and time again.

$21 - $30

Fun and functional, this DOMINIX Deluxe Leather Heart Spanking Paddle is expertly designed to enhance S&M play, and is a fun gift for both spanking novices and experts. Triple layered for durability and featuring a red heart insert detail, you and your lover can take turns delivering spine tingling satisfaction.

Valentine's Toys

$31 - $40

I Rub My Duckie is now an iconic brand of sweet, discreet and playful sex toy, and this travel-sized sweetheart-themed I Rub My Duckie is perfect for Valentine’s Day. Featuring a removable feather boa and boasting powerful but quiet vibrations, this waterproof toy can be used in the bath or in bed.

Captivate your lover’s senses with the hypnotic and erotic fragrance of this Aphrodesia Body Mist, featuring rose, ylang ylang and jasmine. Beautifully packaged in a black and gold puff-bottle, this darkly divine gift oozes elegance.

Know a Queen of Hearts who loves taking a tumble into Wonderland? This Heavenly Heart vibrator in red is waterproof and offers ten erotic settings, designed for sexual adventure and satisfaction.

If you and your lover enjoy the finer things in life, what could be more indulgent that a sensual massage featuring luminous 24K gold? LELO Flickering Touch Massage Oil really does contain flakes of radiant 24K gold in its nourishing, vitamin E-enriched oil. Available in Spicy Clove and Amber, Fresh Lily and Musk, and Balsam Fir and Bergamot.

$41 - $50

Crafted from reinforced glass and offering three shapely curves designed to massage your pleasure zones, this Crystal Heart Wavy Glass Dildo makes a fun erotic gift for couples. Smooth and friction-free, this glass toy can be warmed or cooled before use to enhance sensations.

Does your sweetheart have a sweet tooth? This super-cute, soft silicone Cupcakes by Shiri Zinn novelty vibe makes a fun addition to any erotic toy collection, and is beautifully packaged in a red polkadot display tin.

 

*Prices correct as of the time of posting.

Photo credit: © kiuikson - Fotolia.com

Chloe Pedley
Founder at Polkadotsi
Chloe is the founder of Polkadotsi, mother of four little boys, and wife and lover to a magnificent husband.
She's interested in all things sex and sexuality, and seeks to make a positive difference in the world by education.

Chloe is the founder of Polkadotsi, mother of four little boys, and wife and lover to a magnificent husband. She's interested in all things sex and sexuality, and seeks to make a positive difference in the world by education.